Tuesday, October 7, 2014

The most important bow tie...

A bow tie for all occasions

...you will ever buy in your life is NOW on sale. Yes, you too can own this stylish, couture accessory that completes any gentleman's wardrobe. How much is this bespoke bow tie? Twenty dollars, and that includes shipping! Amazing, I know, but HOW can I purchase this elegant bow tie? Simple. Send an email to Fr. Ralph, and don't dally. Quantities are limited. On buying this bow tie, St. Ed said, "How can you not?"