St. Ed: Now that you have your long awaited mullet, how do you feel? Was it worth the wait?
O’Neill: I feel more aerodynamic, I think I walk a bit faster, and I definitely think more clearly. It was most definitely worth the months of hair in my face and the added weight to look this good.
St. Ed: How does your mom feel about you sporting a mullet?
O’Neill: I think my mom liked many things from the 80s like Def Leppard, but I think she was a-ok with the mullet staying in the past.
St. Ed: Does your mullet have a name?
O’Neill: My mullet does not have a name, but I guess I am taking suggestions. Thoughts?
St. Ed: Ah, yes! But I'll leave that work to you. Still, what do you think your mullet communicates?
O’Neill: I think the mullet gives the impression of a bunch of guys doing something silly but for a real purpose which makes it pretty fun.
You too can do your part in this fight and not only bring back our brave boys but also free their follicles!
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